My ultimate submissive is an authentically worshipful emotional masochist, dependable, honest, creative, rich, chivalrous, and open to the mentor, goddess, femme fatale, and child-like playmate in me. S/he or she appreciates my androgynous nature and has deep respect for my creativity and ambition. In whatever practical way s/he is able, s/he will help me reach my dreams and lend practical assistance as I help to carve him clean of whatever hinders his path emotionally, spiritually, and physically.

S/he has a deep feeling that pleasuring me is one of his greatest joys. S/he is a kinky gentleman/woman and never forgets that s/he is talking to a queen even while I indulge his or her perverse fantasies. S/he sticks around for a second and third to please the insatiable depths of her mistress’ curiosity and loyalty. S/he writes to tell me what s/he felt about our sessions and keeps the lines of communication open while similarly respecting my space.

S/he is always clean and respectful and refrains from drinking or smoking cigarettes in my presence and before seeing me. S/he is health-conscious, knowing her body is a temple.

I believe in the archetype of the knight to his queen as power flows out from the source of a goddess incarnate to her humble servant. As my servant, you have no sense of entitlement over my body and know your rightful place beneath my power, which also flows to you. I am not selfish with my power. I have been known to be geisha-like with men whom I have a very trusting rapport- but you really have to work hard to get to that level with me. And even then- I don’t consider this a subservient position as I am still in control. This doesn’t mean I’ll have sex with you, so don’t even ask.

Control arouses me. I get a rush from causing you emotional pain when you deserve it. I am happy when every detail of my orders has been executed masterfully. Flakes, milking addicts, and idiots have no place in my sophisticated, intelligent, and queenly reality. Be chivalrous, and if you’re smart, play my daddy. I love nurturing and open-minded men who like to spoil me like the wicked princess I am.

Worthy slaves and submissives who obey my orders are likely see my nurturing side. I am a psychic empath and often treat my slaves like children to be guided to the light. I regularly spew forth imaginative flurries of plasmatic inspiration to get you in touch with your inner child. I have been known to give parenting lessons to submissives while I baby-sit them! The quality of your character and the depth of your kink will determine how I respond to you from my endless repository of cuntplexity. I do delight in the spider bites I give men as I watch their egotistical defenses dissolve in my web because let’s face it- you need it.

Lastly- I screw androgynous alien supermodels and angels riding the backs of comets, so if that’s not you, forget about the cheap get-off or a free date for fun. Go screw an apple pie and give the crumbs to your wife.