My androgynous bisexual wife is not above cleaning naked for cold hard cash. He cleans my house! He’ll clean yours too- and better than any Mexican maid. He has obsessive compulsive disorder, (shhhhh!!) so don’t be fooled by his good looks into thinking he’ll do a sloppy job ‘cause he’s cute. He’s a cleanliness Nazi. It takes a lot of dough to build an empire after all.

To assure that we uphold our high morals in this debaucherous service, we use the finest Earth-friendly products. Not only will your home be immaculately clean, but your precious wecious will be free of any harsh chemicals and noxious odors.

My wife is my own personal pet and submissive and I am protective of him. We both ask that you respect that he is making himself vulnerable in your home and that we have a closet of rifles and know where you live. We want this experience to be a fun fetish fantasy for both of you to enjoy! We are not after a bad time and ask for your ultimate respect at all times!

For all you straight men who are bi-curious and don’t want to admit it, my wife is the perfect way to indulge that “what-if” fantasy without compromising your masculinity. He’s only there to clean your house. He turns many a straight man’s head. Both he and I attract a rainbow diversity of sexuality. What else would you expect from pansgenderless queers from the future? Naked maid service, of course. No full service.

My wife is currently in Los Angeles.