Erotic Alien

About Me:

Welcome to the Queendom of Andromeda. Please take off your cyber shoes, kick back, and enjoy the psycho-erotic roller coaster ride- if you dare… I am an intergalactic shape-shifting art monster dominatrix model, an androgynous alien cuntcocktion of all your most well-kept fantasies and feared nightmares come to life in my shamaniacal lair. I will magnify everything you have kept hidden with my superpower psychological x-ray vision. I might even clear the cobwebs from your blind eyes and surprise you with a hypnotic session or ritualistic performance that will put you into a trance while I dance with your body, mind, and soul. You will hear echoes of angels in the Wake of my Twitch. I can cum just through breathing, so don’t ever ask for sex.

Depending on who you who are will change your perception of who I am. I reflect truth. I exude sensuality and charisma. I wake people up! I am both child and bitch goddess, tantric dominatrix, alien high priestess, shadow-dancing pixie, philosopher, poet, punk-goth opera diva, dancer, clarinetist, and androgynous cyborg clown. I became famous in the L.A. underground as an anarchist performance artist and then ran away to study alien shamanism in the desert. If you’re lucky you’ll find me plastered to the sidewalk outside of a modeling show covered in fake blood and black feathers or some other ridiculous crime against monotony. I am a social deprogrammer.

I am 6’2,” Irish-German-Italian. I possess the playful, good-hearted, and mischievous temperament of a pixie and Italian passion with a demanding and exacting German nature and a piercing intelligence that can see through anybody. I have a degree in Musical Shamanism and a Fellowship in Anarchomycology, which basically means the study of anarchist rockstar fungus. Men love my Italian ass; artists love my sculpture-like figure and long swan-like back; women and gay men love the boy in me. This androgelic combination of brains and beauty makes me a most coveted lethal weapon.

I have been featured on the Playboy channel and Taboo magazine. However, I am more proud of my reign as the Queen of the Underground. Any dumb bitch can get on t.v. Only a legend earns cult status.

I believe chemistry is mysterious and inexplicable. My pheremonal smell has driven many a man to pure opiate-like addiction. I believe that conscious S&M is a route to self-discovery, especially at the hands of a psychological and spiritual master.

I am capable of mind-bending emotional, psychic, and mental healing and ecstasy at the very core of your sexual being. Call it Venus, Mercury and Uranus in Scorpio or call it Hathor magic. I am truly gifted at deep levels of sexual healing, sensual sadism, mindfuck, creative roleplay and psycho-erotic therapy. Trust is paramount before we tread these tender and mysterious waters together. I will hold your heart in my hand with the tenderest of care if you show me respect and obedience first.

If you’re tired of the same cookie cutter big-boobed bitchy domme who thinks self-effacing punishment is everything, welcome to the compelling realm of Andromeda. Where else are you going to find a domina who gives legitimate exorcisms and channels angels and benevolent extraterrestrials?